After it rains in the city, I like to walk around and spot the umbrellas that have been abandonded. They’re always in such terrible condition that I have to wonder how it got so bad before the former owner ditched the mess I see before me. I’ve lost or broken every umbrella I’ve ever had. They’re flimsy. They get the rest of my stuff wet. It’s nearly impossible to look cool while holding an umbrella.
So, I say go without. Just get wet. Walk in the rain, you pansy. What are you, made of salt?
June 15, 2009 at 6:39 pm |
yeah, fuck umbrellas!
June 16, 2009 at 5:32 pm |
My favorite is when people still have their umbrellas out when its barely raining. Or people who talk on their phones while standing in front of a subway entrance with their umbrella open and its not raining.
June 22, 2009 at 3:54 pm |
people in every direction, no words exchanged no time to exchange