Phil Wells is a jerk who lives near North Bergen, NJ. He’s a comedian, an actor, and a humorist.
To hire Phil as a performance coach, director, writing buddy, or entertainer contact him via email at philwells@thephilwells.com.
Phil is also the author of Try the Veal, a book of humorous essays, poems, and short plays. He is donating all money made from sales of this book to the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, because cancer is a douche.
Don’t mind the embarrassing grammatical error on page 1.

January 28, 2008 at 6:12 am |
Yo Nice Site Phil. Hope you do well.
February 8, 2008 at 11:13 am |
You can’t say anything funny Phil…no laughing
October 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm |
That’s great that you’re donating to a notable cause. Although I must admit I hadn’t heard about you until today..
December 13, 2008 at 1:18 pm |
Similarly, I hadn’t heard of you until just now, during my bi-monthly comment approval session. So there you have it, we’re both now more famous by a magnitude of exactly one person.
What is the North Bergen Forum?
May 20, 2009 at 5:03 pm |
Nice name, Phil. One L or two?
Nice blog, too. I enjoy your writing.
Am originally from Philly area (born in Camden but please dont tell anyone). Moved to Syracuse in 1968. SU BS-1977. Moved to San Diego in Aug 1978 and have been in So Cal ever since.
Survived neuroendocrine tumor surgery in 2007 – so far so good. Looks like you’ve been there too.
Best Regards
Phil Wells (One L)
May 20, 2009 at 5:36 pm |
One L here, as well. And the tumor was my cousin’s, not mine, though she beat the hell out of that. Good to know there’s another Phil Wells out there. To differentiate ourselves, we may resort to street names. Mine is “ph-Balance”.
September 9, 2009 at 10:20 am |
Good lord — there are TWO of us!….
September 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm |
Hey phil…
nice work here. Just wanted you to know that I reposted one of your gems over at http://www.ussrocknroll.com.
Keep up the good work!