aka “Fuck you, Baucus!”
The House today voted to pass a $146 billion economic stimulus package. I like that because it means around tax time, I’ll be getting a cool couple hundred dollars to toss into the black hole that is my debt. The bill passed by the House would give everyone who earns less than $75000 a bonus check worth $600. That’s a lot of highballs. Too bad stupid Senator Max Baucus is going to propose a stimulus package of his own to the Senate, and his would only get me $500. Fuck that noise!
Baucus, you are an ass! You’re holding up a stimulus package that our economy badly needs, you’re prolonging my stupid fucking sobriety plan, and your face looks like Dick Van Dyke’s with all the oxygen sucked out.
Posted by Wells 