Stimulated

by Wells

aka “Fuck you, Baucus!”

The House today voted to pass a $146 billion economic stimulus package. I like that because it means around tax time, I’ll be getting a cool couple hundred dollars to toss into the black hole that is my debt. The bill passed by the House would give everyone who earns less than $75000 a bonus check worth $600. That’s a lot of highballs. Too bad stupid Senator Max Baucus is going to propose a stimulus package of his own to the Senate, and his would only get me $500. Fuck that noise!

Baucus, you are an ass! You’re holding up a stimulus package that our economy badly needs, you’re prolonging my stupid fucking sobriety plan, and your face looks like Dick Van Dyke’s with all the oxygen sucked out.

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