Wedding Rant

by Wells

Damn!

What is wrong with this wedding industry?  Someone should tell them that I have no money.  NO MONEY.  And now I have to spend tens of thousand of dollars on a party at a venue where I can only afford to invite family members who “need” to be there because we’ve invited other family members, PEOPLE WE ACTUALLY KNOW, who are at the same generational level as they are.  Where is the money coming from?  YOU TELL ME THAT!  It’s coming from pools of money that could otherwise have been spent on a nice house, some furniture, a college fund, ANYTHING BUT A PARTY FOR A BUNCH OF SO-CALLED RELATIVES THAT I NEVER EVEN HANG OUT WITH IN THE FIRST PLACE.

It’s a god damned racket.  I party constantly and I’ve never needed flowers to do it.

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