After it rains in the city, I like to walk around and spot the umbrellas that have been abandonded. They’re always in such terrible condition that I have to wonder how it got so bad before the former owner ditched the mess I see before me. I’ve lost or broken every umbrella I’ve ever had. They’re flimsy. They get the rest of my stuff wet. It’s nearly impossible to look cool while holding an umbrella.
So, I say go without. Just get wet. Walk in the rain, you pansy. What are you, made of salt?