Tips For Internet Users In Relationships
Ladies: If you’re using your man’s computer and a porno popup appears while you’re surfing the web, it wasn’t caused by “some virus or something”. You only get those after you visit full-blown porn sites.
Dudes: Clear your cache. Every time. If you don’t know how, Google it. And don’t tell me you don’t know how to Google it, because you sure figured out how to Google “celebrity boobs”.
Ladies: Relax. He’s only wackin’ it.
Dudes: Relax with all the wackin’ it.
This missive was not inspired by any sort of personal experience.