We all know who the real Biggest Loser is…
It’s Michael, right? I don’t mean in a double entendre way. I mean screw that guy.
Come on with that hair! I hope he makes it to the week before makeover week and then gets voted off so he has to A. fail and B. still look like that. He can take his free year of groceries and shove it up his clumsy mother’s ass.
Also, Sherry could lose a ton of weight if she shortened each of her arms by like 3 feet. She looks like an apple with a wire hanger stuck through her for arms.