Phil Wells is a jerk who lives near North Bergen, NJ. He’s a comedian, an actor, and a humorist.
To hire Phil as a performance coach, director, writing buddy, or entertainer contact him via email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Phil is also the author of Try the Veal, a book of humorous essays, poems, and short plays. He is donating all money made from sales of this book to the Memorial Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center, because cancer is a douche.
Don’t mind the embarrassing grammatical error on page 1.