Notes From My Brother’s Roast

Last Saturday I did something I normally don’t do, namely standup comedy.  My brother Josh (co-founder of T’welv-Step Records) threw himself a bash for his birthday and I got to host it and roast him.  It went pretty well.  Here are the notes from the second half of my act where I deconstructed his Facebook profile:

Yes, it’s a PDF.  Yes, this was the weaker half of my set.  Yes, I may post the notes from the better half at some point.

No, I do not normally do standup comedy. Stop telling me to put things in my act.